Will you taste my p*ssy?(1)

"Does my p***y stink?"

"What?" I replied.

"Does my p***y stink?" My best friend Jen was asking a very personal question.

"No, of course not. Why would you ask such a question?"

"I was watching one of those commercials for 'full-body deodorants' and wondered if I have problem."

I said, "No you don't."

She persisted, "You'd tell me, wouldn't you, even if it hurt my feelings."

I touched her hand and said, "You don't have a problem. Your p***y doesn't stink."

She was quiet for a moment. "How do you know?"

I tried to reassure her, "You are fresh and clean. You bathe every day. I smell a hint of your fragrance and your shampoo. Why are you worried? Did somebody say something to you?"

"No, but they wouldn't. People don't say such things, they just avoid you."

"Is someone avoiding ……