My Healer System Won’t Save You
READING AGE 4+
Everyone knows the Healer class is supposed to sit in the back, spam heals, and pray the tank doesn’t get one-shot.
…Except my system’s broken.
When I logged into the world of Eidolon Nexus, I didn’t get the holy light of healing.
I got a bug. A cursed passive that turns every heal into damage.
[Heal Party] becomes [Wipe Party]. [Heal] becomes [Inflict Trauma].
Yeah. I’m basically a cleric of mass destruction... against my own allies.
Now, instead of being kicked out during the tutorial, I’m stuck with a desperate party who insists on keeping me around because my “heals” accidentally delete monsters faster than their DPS can keep up.
Between tutorial bosses going off-script, glitchy system messages, and dungeons that weren’t designed for my bugged skillset, one thing’s clear:
If the devs didn’t code a way for a Healer to beat the game…
Then I’ll just have to patch it myself.
Unfold
(voice-over) A week after the Titanfall Raid, Graviel buzzed with rumors louder than its rebuilding hammers. “Anchor of Graviel” wasn’t just a title anymore, it was currency. Every guild wanted a piece of the bugged healer who had inverted annihilation into victory. And every rumor distorted the truth a little more.
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