Chapter Twelve

Rory's POV

‘Really Marg?’ I mutter, pulling a face, ‘what did we say about oversharing?’

My friend taps her chin thoughtfully, ‘that you love it and that I should do it at every given opportunity, including photos?’ she offers.

‘NO!’ I growl, ‘we said if you can’t say it in church, don’t say it to me! Just because we are friends! Does not mean that I need to know about your dry v****a!’

Margot huffs loudly, waving a hand, ‘please! I would absolutely talk about my v****a in church’ she retorts, ‘with how little action priests get, I’m sure they’d love to know about it! Actually I wonder if there is a confessional for that? Forgive me father, for I have sinned, it’s been four months since my last f.uck.’

I stare at her open mouthed for a second before we both burst ……