Missions and Majority

When my grandma had to have back surgery fifteen years ago, the only thing she is allowed to have for pain is morph-ene; which results in a LOT of funny moments. Our all time favorite quote she said as the doctor explained everything to her and us after she got out of surgery and was still goofy from the “medicine”. He had just finished up and was leaving the room while she whistled with her teeth out, yelling at the top of her lungs; “Lord, that man is as fine going as he is coming.” Needless to say EVERYONE heard it, even the doctor. He had to stop in his tracks and couldn’t continue walking because he was laughing so hard. (Imagine the American version of Daniel Craig but with deep blue eyes; grandma knew what she liked 😅😅😅)