Chapter 4

The young Scottish nobleman received the citizen with distant

politeness, expressing that sort of reserve by which those of the

higher ranks are sometimes willing to make a plebeian sensible that he

is an intruder. But Master George seemed neither displeased nor

disconcerted. He assumed the chair, which, in deference to his

respectable appearance, Lord Nigel offered to him, and said, after a

moment's pause, during which he had looked attentively at the young

man, with respect not unmingled with emotion--"You will forgive me for

this rudeness, my lord; but I was endeavouring to trace in your

youthful countenance the features of my good old lord, your excellent

father."

There was a moment's pause ere young Glenvarloch replied, still with a

reserved manner,--"I have been reckoned like my father, sir; and am

happy to see any one that respects his memory. But the business which

calls me to this city is of a hasty as well as a private nature, and--"

"I understand the hint, my lord," said Master George, "and would not

be guilty of long detaining you from business, or more agreeable

conversation. My errand is almost done when I have said that my name

is George Heriot, warmly befriended, and introduced into the

employment of the Royal Family of Scotland, more than twenty years

since, by your excellent father; and that, learning from a follower of

yours that your lordship was in this city in prosecution of some

business of importance, it is my duty,--it is my pleasure,--to wait on

the son of my respected patron; and, as I am somewhat known both at

the Court, and in the city, to offer him such aid in the furthering of

his affairs as my credit and experience may be able to afford."

"I have no doubt of either, Master Heriot," said Lord Nigel, "and I

thank you heartily for the good-will with which you have placed them

at a stranger's disposal; but my business at Court is done and ended,

and I intend to leave London and, indeed, the island, for foreign

travel and military service. I may add, that the suddenness of my

departure occasions my having little time at my disposal."

Master Heriot did not take the hint, but sat fast, with an embarrassed

countenance however, like one who had something to say that he knew

not exactly how to make effectual. At length he said, with a dubious

smile, "You are fortunate, my lord, in having so soon dispatched your

business at Court. Your talking landlady informs me you have been but

a fortnight in this city. It is usually months and years ere the Court

and a suitor shake hands and part."

"My business," said Lord Nigel, with a brevity which was intended to

stop further discussion, "was summarily dispatched."

Still Master Heriot remained seated, and there was a cordial good-

humour added to the reverence of his appearance, which rendered it

impossible for Lord Nigel to be more explicit in requesting his

absence.

"Your lordship has not yet had time," said the citizen, still

attempting to sustain the conversation, "to visit the places of

amusement,--the playhouses, and other places to which youth resort.

But I see in your lordship's hand one of the new-invented plots of the

piece, [Footnote: Meaning, probably, playbills.] which they hand about

of late--May I ask what play?"

"Oh! a well-known piece," said Lord Nigel, impatiently throwing down

the Proclamation, which he had hitherto been twisting to and fro in

his hand,--"an excellent and well-approved piece--_A New Way to Pay

Old Debts._"

Master Heriot stooped down, saying, "Ah! my old acquaintance, Philip

Massinger;" but, having opened the paper and seen the purport, he

looked at Lord Nigel with surprise, saying, "I trust your lordship

does not think this prohibition can extend either to _your_ person or

your claims?" "I should scarce have thought so myself," said the young

nobleman; "but so it proves. His Majesty, to close this discourse at

once, has been pleased to send me this Proclamation, in answer to a

respectful Supplication for the repayment of large loans advanced by

my father for the service of the State, in the king's utmost

emergencies."

"It is impossible!" said the citizen--"it is absolutely impossible!--

If the king could forget what was due to your father's memory, still

he would not have wished--would not, I may say, have dared--to be so

flagrantly unjust to the memory of such a man as your father, who,

dead in the body, will long live in the memory of the Scottish

people." "I should have been of your opinion," answered Lord

Nigel, in the same tone as before; "but there is no fighting with

facts."

"What was the tenor of this Supplication?" said Heriot; "or by whom

was it presented? Something strange there must have been in the

contents, or else--"

"You may see my original draught," said the young lord, taking it out

of a small travelling strong-box; "the technical part is by my lawyer

in Scotland, a skilful and sensible man; the rest is my own, drawn, I

hope, with due deference and modesty."

Master Heriot hastly cast his eye over the draught. "Nothing," he

said, "can be more well-tempered and respectful. Is it possible the

king can have treated this petition with contempt?"

"He threw it down on the pavement," said the Lord of Glenvarloch, "and

sent me for answer that Proclamation, in which he classes me with the

paupers and mendicants from Scotland, who disgrace his Court in the

eyes of the proud English--that is all. Had not my father stood by him

with heart, sword, and fortune, he might never have seen the Court of

England himself."

"But by whom was this Supplication presented, my lord?" said Heriot;

"for the distaste taken at the messenger will sometimes extend itself

to the message."

"By my servant," said the Lord Nigel; "by the man you saw, and, I

think, were kind to."

"By your servant, my lord?" said the citizen; "he seems a shrewd

fellow, and doubtless a faithful; but surely--"

"You would say," said Lord Nigel, "he is no fit messenger to a king's

presence?--Surely he is not; but what could I do? Every attempt I had

made to lay my case before the king had miscarried, and my petitions

got no farther than the budgets of clerks and secretaries; this fellow

pretended he had a friend in the household that would bring him to the

king's presence,--and so--"

"I understand," said Heriot; "but, my lord, why should you not, in

right of your rank and birth, have appeared at Court, and required an

audience, which could not have been denied to you?"

The young lord blushed a little, and looked at his dress, which was

very plain; and, though in perfect good order, had the appearance of

having seen service.

"I know not why I should be ashamed of speaking the truth," he said,

after a momentary hesitation,--"I had no dress suitable for appearing

at Court. I am determined to incur no expenses which I cannot

discharge; and I think you, sir, would not advise me to stand at the

palace-door, in person, and deliver my petition, along with those who

are in very deed pleading their necessity, and begging an alms."

"That had been, indeed, unseemly," said the citizen; "but yet, my

lord, my mind runs strangely that there must be some mistake.--Can I

speak with your domestic?"

"I see little good it can do," answered the young lord, "but the

interest you take in my misfortunes seems sincere, and therefore----"

He stamped on the floor, and in a few seconds afterwards Moniplies

appeared, wiping from his beard and mustaches the crumbs of bread, and

the froth of the ale-pot, which plainly showed how he had been

employed.--"Will your lordship grant permission," said Heriot, "that I

ask your groom a few questions?" "His lordship's page, Master George,"

answered Moniplies, with a nod of acknowledgment, "if you are minded

to speak according to the letter."

"Hold your saucy tongue," said his master, "and reply distinctly to

the questions you are to be asked."

"And _truly,_ if it like your pageship," said the citizen, "for you

may remember I have a gift to discover falset."

"Weel, weel, weel," replied the domestic, somewhat embarrassed, in

spite of his effrontery--"though I think that the sort of truth that

serves my master, may weel serve ony ane else."

"Pages lie to their masters by right of custom," said the citizen;

"and you write yourself in that band, though I think you be among the

oldest of such springalds; but to me you must speak truth, if you

would not have it end in the whipping-post."

"And that's e'en a bad resting-place," said the well-grown page; "so

come away with your questions, Master George."

"Well, then," demanded the citizen, "I am given to understand that you

yesterday presented to his Majesty's hand a Supplication, or petition,

from this honourable lord, your master."

"Troth, there's nae gainsaying that, sir," replied Moniplies; "there

were enow to see it besides me."

"And you pretend that his Majesty flung it from him with contempt?"

said the citizen. "Take heed, for I have means of knowing the truth;

and you were better up to the neck in the Nor-Loch, which you like so

well, than tell a leasing where his Majesty's name is concerned."

"There is nae occasion for leasing-making about the matter," answered

Moniplies, firmly; "his Majesty e'en flung it frae him as if it had

dirtied his fingers."

"You hear, sir," said Olifaunt, addressing Heriot.

"Hush!" said the sagacious citizen; "this fellow is not ill named--he

has more plies than one in his cloak. Stay, fellow," for Moniplies,

muttering somewhat about finishing his breakfast, was beginning to

shamble towards the door, "answer me this farther question--When you

gave your master's petition to his Majesty, gave you nothing with it?"

"Ou, what should I give wi' it, ye ken, Master George?"

"That is what I desire and insist to know," replied his interrogator.

"Weel, then--I am not free to say, that maybe I might not just slip

into the king's hand a wee bit Sifflication of mine ain, along with my

lord's--just to save his Majesty trouble--and that he might consider

them baith at ance."

"A supplication of your own, you varlet!" said his master.

"Ou dear, ay, my lord," said Richie--"puir bodies hae their bits of

sifflications as weel as their betters."

"And pray, what might your worshipful petition import?" said Master

Heriot.--"Nay, for Heaven's sake, my lord, keep your patience, or we

shall never learn the truth of this strange matter.--Speak out,

sirrah, and I will stand your friend with my lord."

"It's a lang story to tell--but the upshot is, that it's a scrape of

an auld accompt due to my father's yestate by her Majesty the king's

maist gracious mother, when she lived in the Castle, and had sundry

providings and furnishings forth of our booth, whilk nae doubt was an

honour to my father to supply, and whilk, doubtless, it will be a

credit to his Majesty to satisfy, as it will be grit convenience to me

to receive the saam."

"What string of impertinence is this?" said his master.

"Every word as true as e'er John Knox spoke," said Richie; "here's the

bit double of the Sifflication."

Master George took a crumpled paper from the fellow's hand, and said,

muttering betwixt his teeth--"'Humbly showeth--um--um--his Majesty's

maist gracious mother--um--um--justly addebted and owing the sum of

fifteen merks--the compt whereof followeth--Twelve nowte's feet for

jellies--ane lamb, being Christmas--ane roasted capin in grease for

the privy chalmer, when my Lord of Bothwell suppit with her Grace.'--I

think, my lord, you can hardly be surprised that the king gave this

petition a brisk reception; and I conclude, Master Page, that you took

care to present your own Supplication before your master's?"

"Troth did I not," answered Moniplies. "I thought to have given my

lord's first, as was reason gude; and besides that, it wad have redd

the gate for my ain little bill. But what wi' the dirdum an'

confusion, an' the loupin here and there of the skeigh brute of a

horse, I believe I crammed them baith into his hand cheek-by-jowl, and

maybe my ain was bunemost; and say there was aught wrang, I am sure I

had a' the fright and a' the risk--"

"And shall have all the beating, you rascal knave," said Nigel; "am I

to be insulted and dishonoured by your pragmatical insolence, in

blending your base concerns with mine?"

"Nay, nay, nay, my lord," said the good-humoured citizen, interposing,

"I have been the means of bringing the fellow's blunder to light--

allow me interest enough with your lordship to be bail for his bones.

You have cause to be angry, but still I think the knave mistook more

out of conceit than of purpose; and I judge you will have the better

service of him another time, if you overlook this fault--Get you gone,

sirrah--I'll make your peace."

"Na, na," said Moniplies, keeping his ground firmly, "if he likes to

strike a lad that has followed him for pure love, for I think there

has been little servant's fee between us, a' the way frae Scotland,

just let my lord be doing, and see the credit he will get by it--and I

would rather (mony thanks to you though, Master George) stand by a

lick of his baton, than it suld e'er be said a stranger came between

us."

"Go, then," said his master, "and get out of my sight."

"Aweel I wot that is sune done," said Moniplies, retiring slowly; "I

did not come without I had been ca'd for--and I wad have been away

half an hour since with my gude will, only Maister George keepit me to

answer his interrogation, forsooth, and that has made a' this stir."

And so he made his grumbling exit, with the tone much rather of one

who has sustained an injury, than who has done wrong.

"There never was a man so plagued as I am with a malapert knave!--The

fellow is shrewd, and I have found him faithful--I believe he loves

me, too, and he has given proofs of it--but then he is so uplifted in

his own conceit, so self-willed, and so self-opinioned, that he seems

to become the master and I the man; and whatever blunder he commits,

he is sure to make as loud complaints, as if the whole error lay with

me, and in no degree with himself."

"Cherish him, and maintain him, nevertheless," said the citizen; "for

believe my grey hairs, that affection and fidelity are now rarer

qualities in a servitor, than when the world was younger. Yet, trust

him, my good lord, with no commission above his birth or breeding, for

you see yourself how it may chance to fall."

"It is but too evident, Master Heriot," said the young nobleman; "and

I am sorry I have done injustice to my sovereign, and your master. But

I am, like a true Scotsman, wise behind hand--the mistake has

happened--my Supplication has been refused, and my only resource is to

employ the rest of my means to carry Moniplies and myself to some

counter-scarp, and die in the battle-front like my ancestors."

"It were better to live and serve your country like your noble father,

my lord," replied Master George. "Nay, nay, never look down or shake

your head--the king has not refused your Supplication, for he has not

seen it--you ask but justice, and that his place obliges him to give

to his subjects--ay, my lord, and I will say that his natural temper

doth in this hold bias with his duty."

"I were well pleased to think so, and yet----" said Nigel Olifaunt,--

"I speak not of my own wrongs, but my country hath many that are

unredressed."

"My lord," said Master Heriot, "I speak of my royal master, not only

with the respect due from a subject--the gratitude to be paid by a

favoured servant, but also with the frankness of a free and loyal

Scotsman. The king is himself well disposed to hold the scales of

justice even; but there are those around him who can throw without

detection their own selfish wishes and base interests into the scale.

You are already a sufferer by this, and without your knowing it."

"I am surprised, Master Heriot," said the young lord, "to hear you,

upon so short an acquaintance, talk as if you were familiarly

acquainted with my affairs."

"My lord," replied the goldsmith, "the nature of my employment affords

me direct access to the interior of the palace; I am well known to be

no meddler in intrigues or party affairs, so that no favourite has as

yet endeavoured to shut against me the door of the royal closet; on

the contrary, I have stood well with each while he was in power, and I

have not shared the fall of any. But I cannot be thus connected with

the Court, without hearing, even against my will, what wheels are in

motion, and how they are checked or forwarded. Of course, when I

choose to seek such intelligence, I know the sources in which it is to

be traced. I have told you why I was interested in your lordship's

fortunes. It was last night only that I knew you were in this city,

yet I have been able, in coming hither this morning, to gain for you

some information respecting the impediments to your suit."

"Sir, I am obliged by your zeal, however little it may be merited,"

answered Nigel, still with some reserve; "yet I hardly know how I have

deserved this interest."

"First let me satisfy you that it is real," said the citizen; "I blame

you not for being unwilling to credit the fair professions of a

stranger in my inferior class of society, when you have met so little

friendship from relations, and those of your own rank, bound to have

assisted you by so many ties. But mark the cause. There is a mortgage

over your father's extensive estate, to the amount of 40,000 merks,

due ostensibly to Peregrine Peterson, the Conservator of Scottish

Privileges at Campvere."

"I know nothing of a mortgage," said the young lord; "but there is a

wadset for such a sum, which, if unredeemed, will occasion the

forfeiture of my whole paternal estate, for a sum not above a fourth

of its value--and it is for that very reason that I press the king's

government for a settlement of the debts due to my father, that I may

be able to redeem my land from this rapacious creditor."

"A wadset in Scotland," said Heriot, "is the same with a mortgage on

this side of the Tweed; but you are not acquainted with your real

creditor. The Conservator Peterson only lends his name to shroud no

less a man than the Lord Chancellor of Scotland, who hopes, under

cover of this debt, to gain possession of the estate himself, or

perhaps to gratify a yet more powerful third party. He will probably

suffer his creature Peterson to take possession, and when the odium of

the transaction shall be forgotten, the property and lordship of

Glenvarloch will be conveyed to the great man by his obsequious

instrument, under cover of a sale, or some similar device."

"Can this be possible?" said Lord Nigel; "the Chancellor wept when I

took leave of him--called me his cousin--even his son--furnished me

with letters, and, though I asked him for no pecuniary assistance,

excused himself unnecessarily for not pressing it on me, alleging the

expenses of his rank and his large family. No, I cannot believe a

nobleman would carry deceit so far."

"I am not, it is true, of noble blood," said the citizen; "but once

more I bid you look on my grey hairs, and think what can be my

interest in dishonouring them with falsehood in affairs in which I

have no interest, save as they regard the son of my benefactor.

Reflect also, have you had any advantage from the Lord Chancellor's

letters?"

"None," said Nigel Olifaunt, "except cold deeds and fair words. I have

thought for some time, their only object was to get rid of me--one

yesterday pressed money on me when I talked of going abroad, in order

that I might not want the means of exiling myself."

"Right," said Heriot; "rather than you fled not, they would themselves

furnish wings for you to fly withal."

"I will to him this instant," said the incensed youth, "and tell him

my mind of his baseness."

"Under your favour," said Heriot, detaining him, "you shall not do so.

By a quarrel you would become the ruin of me your informer; and though

I would venture half my shop to do your lordship a service, I think

you would hardly wish me to come by damage, when it can be of no

service to you."

The word _shop_ sounded harshly in the ear of the young nobleman, who

replied hastily--"Damage, sir?--so far am I from wishing you to incur

damage, that I would to Heaven you would cease your fruitless offers

of serving one whom there is no chance of ultimately assisting!"

"Leave me alone for that," said the citizen: "you have now erred as

far on the bow-hand. Permit me to take this Supplication--I will have

it suitably engrossed, and take my own time (and it shall be an early

one) for placing it, with more prudence, I trust, than that used by

your follower, in the king's hand--I will almost answer for his taking

up the matter as you would have him--but should he fail to do so, even

then I will not give up the good cause."

"Sir," said the young nobleman, "your speech is so friendly, and my

own state so helpless, that I know not how to refuse your kind

proffer, even while I blush to accept it at the hands of a stranger."

"We are, I trust, no longer such," said the goldsmith; "and for my

guerdon, when my mediation proves successful, and your fortunes are

re-established, you shall order your first cupboard of plate from

George Heriot."

"You would have a bad paymaster, Master Heriot," said Lord Nigel.

"I do not fear that," replied the goldsmith; "and I am glad to see you

smile, my lord--methinks it makes you look still more like the good

old lord your father; and it emboldens me, besides, to bring out a

small request--that you would take a homely dinner with me to-morrow.

I lodge hard by in Lombard Street. For the cheer, my lord, a mess of

white broth, a fat capon well larded, a dish of beef collops for auld

Scotland's sake, and it may be a cup of right old wine, that was

barrelled before Scotland and England were one nation--Then for

company, one or two of our own loving countrymen--and maybe my

housewife may find out a bonny Scots lass or so."

"I would accept your courtesy, Master Heriot," said Nigel, "but I hear

the city ladies of London like to see a man gallant--I would not like

to let down a Scottish nobleman in their ideas, as doubtless you have

said the best of our poor country, and I rather lack the means of

bravery for the present."

"My lord, your frankness leads me a step farther," said Master George.

"I--I owed your father some monies; and--nay, if your lordship looks

at me so fixedly, I shall never tell my story--and, to speak plainly,

for I never could carry a lie well through in my life--it is most

fitting, that, to solicit this matter properly, your lordship should

go to Court in a manner beseeming your quality. I am a goldsmith, and

live by lending money as well as by selling plate. I am ambitious to

put an hundred pounds to be at interest in your hands, till your

affairs are settled."

"And if they are never favourably settled?" said Nigel.

"Then, my lord," returned the citizen, "the miscarriage of such a sum

will be of little consequence to me, compared with other subjects of

regret."

"Master Heriot," said the Lord Nigel, "your favour is generously

offered, and shall be frankly accepted. I must presume that you see

your way through this business, though I hardly do; for I think you

would be grieved to add any fresh burden to me, by persuading me to

incur debts which I am not likely to discharge. I will therefore take

your money, under the hope and trust that you will enable me to repay

you punctually."

"I will convince you, my lord," said the goldsmith, "that I mean to

deal with you as a creditor from whom I expect p*****t; and therefore,

you shall, with your own good pleasure, sign an acknowledgment for

these monies, and an obligation to content and repay me."

He then took from his girdle his writing materials, and, writing a few

lines to the purport he expressed, pulled out a small bag of gold from

a side-pouch under his cloak, and, observing that it should contain an

hundred pounds, proceeded to tell out the contents very methodically

upon the table. Nigel Olifaunt could not help intimating that this was

an unnecessary ceremonial, and that he would take the bag of gold on

the word of his obliging creditor; but this was repugnant to the old

man's forms of transacting business.

"Bear with me," he said, "my good lord,--we citizens are a wary and

thrifty generation; and I should lose my good name for ever within the

toll of Paul's, were I to grant quittance, or take acknowledgment,

without bringing the money to actual tale. I think it be right now--

and, body of me," he said, looking out at the window, "yonder come my

boys with my mule; for I must Westward Hoe. Put your monies aside, my

lord; it is not well to be seen with such goldfinches chirping about

one in the lodgings of London. I think the lock of your casket be

indifferent good; if not, I can serve you at an easy rate with one

that has held thousands;--it was the good old Sir Faithful Frugal's;--

his spendthrift son sold the shell when he had eaten the kernel--and

there is the end of a city-fortune."

"I hope yours will make a better termination, Master Heriot," said the

Lord Nigel.

"I hope it will, my lord," said the old man, with a smile; "but," to

use honest John Bunyan's phrase--'therewithal the water stood in his

eyes,' "it has pleased God to try me with the loss of two children;

and for one adopted shild who ives--Ah! woe is me! and well-a-day!--

But I am patient and thankful; and for the wealth God has sent me,

it shall not want inheritors while there are orphan lads in Auld

Reekie.--I wish you good-morrow, my lord."

"One orphan has cause to thank you already," said Nigel, as he

attended him to the door of his chamber, where, resisting further

escort, the old citizen made his escape.

As, in going downstairs, he passed the shop where Dame Christie stood

becking, he made civil inquiries after her husband. The dame of course

regretted his absence; but he was down, she said, at Deptford, to

settle with a Dutch ship-master.

"Our way of business, sir," she said, "takes him much from home, and

my husband must be the slave of every tarry jacket that wants but a

pound of oakum."

"All business must be minded, dame," said the goldsmith. "Make my

remembrances--George Heriot, of Lombard Street's remembrances--to your

goodman. I have dealt with him--he is just and punctual--true to time

and engagements;--be kind to your noble guest, and see he wants

nothing. Though it be his pleasure at present to lie private and

retired, there be those that care for him, and I have a charge to see

him supplied; so that you may let me know by your husband, my good

dame, how my lord is, and whether he wants aught."

"And so he _is_ a real lord after all?" said the good dame. "I am sure

I always thought he looked like one. But why does he not go to

Parliament, then?"

"He will, dame," answered Heriot, "to the Parliament of Scotland,

which is his own country."

"Oh! he is but a Scots lord, then," said the good dame; "and that's

the thing makes him ashamed to take the title, as they say."

"Let him not hear _you_ say so, dame," replied the citizen.

"Who, I, sir?" answered she; "no such matter in my thought, sir. Scot

or English, he is at any rate a likely man, and a civil man; and

rather than he should want any thing, I would wait upon him myself,

and come as far as Lombard Street to wait upon your worship too."

"Let your husband come to me, good dame," said the goldsmith, who,

with all his experience and worth, was somewhat of a formalist and

disciplinarian. "The proverb says, 'House goes mad when women gad;'

and let his lordship's own man wait upon his master in his chamber--it

is more seemly. God give ye good-morrow."

"Good-morrow to your worship," said the dame, somewhat coldly; and,

so soon as the adviser was out of hearing, was ungracious enough to

mutter, in contempt of his council, "Marry quep of your advice, for

an old Scotch tinsmith, as you are! My husband is as wise, and very

near as old, as yourself; and if I please him, it is well enough; and

though he is not just so rich just now as some folks, yet I hope to see

him ride upon his moyle, with a foot-cloth, and have his two blue-coats

after him, as well as they do."